The store at 508 S. 5th will not call the cops on you. They also don't have guns. Please report to this location immediately for your crack money. This is NOT a drill. I repeat, NOT a drill.
But seriously, some areas in Philly are downright crazy. I once witnessed a pizza man getting shot pointblank to the head just for his pizza by some crackhead. The guy didn't even steal his money. It was a few feet away from me and I'm lucky to be alive. They still haven't caught the dirtbag and I'm afraid he might recognize me if I go back there.
Even though you signed up in May and this is a little late,
WELCOME TO FREE REPUBLIC.
It's never too late to come to your senses. Congrats.
You are wasting bandwidth. You need to post this on DU to reach your target audience.
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I once witnessed a pizza man getting shot pointblank to the head just for his pizza by some crackhead.
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I saw a guy in Atlanta get his head blown open for a six-pack.
A warm six-pack.