[balrog666]

Well, I guess if you were willing to say that the godless, materialistic theory of astronomy - which says that angels do not push the planets around - is also "hostile to theistic faith", then adding evolution to that category is no big stretch.

The planets are actually tied to very long stands of spaghetti!

Ramen.

[jennyp]

The planets are actually tied to very long stands of spaghetti!

I'm sure we can work our upstart Intelligent Orbital Theory into compatibility with believers in His Noodly Appendage. We should be going for a big tent here if we hope to prevail against the Vast Materialist-Wing Conspiracy.