[Spiff]

'I'll tell you a story about John,' she told the audience. 'He often used to wake up in the middle of the night and ask me, "Why do people cover Paul's songs so much, but never mine?"

John: Me, me, ME! It's all about me! Why don't they love ME as much as Paul?

[Chode]

yup... the only thing making it worth reading was that it woke that dumbass up at night sweating till he died.

[popdonnelly]

"Why do people cover Paul's songs so much, but never mine?"

Who the Hell wants to sing, "I am the eggman"?