A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....10-11-05....Things You Learn in the Movies

Billie

[Billie]

Must be the same women who get up from sleeping and all their makeup is perfectly in place. They always look ravishing upon awakening.

I always look like that when I wake up, too - gosh, I thought everybody did. :)

[Billie]

The hero can take a slew of bullets and survive and fight on, and the bad guy gets hit once and he's a goner.

Isn't that the truth! :)

[Billie]

Well, good morning, BIS. Thank you - great to see you here today. :)

[Andonius_99]

I've learned that...

all it takes to be a superhero is to wear your underwear on the outside of your pants...

[NicknamedBob]

And the only way to get from the back of the train, to the front of the train, is on the outside of the train.

[Billie]

All the good guys and bad guys seem to be able to shoot out the headlight/taillight but never hit the intended victim in the car.

I know! LOL! They can't shoot out the tires either!

[Billie]

I moved on to a different vocation at age 23. :)

Yes, well, pretty boys like you tend to get bored easily, I guess. :)

[The Mayor]

I will have to find her, I haven't seen Lodwick around in a while.

I'll find her later, I just got off the phone with every news desk in Buffalo.
Seems like a month after the primary we would have all results in, but no, I have not gotten any numbers on the Conservative line yet. So I have made a news story, should get some coverage. Everyone of them said, "really, that's interesting we will have to check into that for you....

Make some news, that's the ticket!

[Billie]

How about this one?......In the movies, you can be sure that an airplane won't be involved in an air emergency situation unless there is a pregnant woman on board who can predictably go into labor in order to further complicate the situation.

Oh, geez, isn't that what we're all dying to see - a woman having a baby - we can count on that happening a lot. :(

[Billie]

If there is a chase scene on foot, and they are running through the forest, one of them will always twist her ankle to slow them down.

Absolutely!! Never fails!

[Billie]

all it takes to be a superhero is to wear your underwear on the outside of your pants...

I think I've missed that one. :)

[GailA]

Good morning Billie and everyone.

[Billie]

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Billie; Dutchess; DollyCali; Mama_Bear; The Mayor; DollyCali,
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[Billie]

And the only way to get from the back of the train, to the front of the train, is on the outside of the train.

Dang, these are good additions - better than some that were included in the 'original'!

This one really should have a picture. :)

[Billie]

Make some news, that's the ticket!

Good for you! Keep us posted on this.

I haven't seen Lodwick in ages and ages. I'm not sure the Guild is still active, and think that's where he hung out the most.

[Billie]

Good morning, Gail. You have to work today?

[dutchess]

Hi Sistah!!!! What a fun thread!!!! And I just LOVE the background and the "frames". My favorite pic is the "good twin bad twin"! (and yes I wake up each morning with perfect makeup and hair....NOT!) Busy day...will stop back after work to "play"! (((((billie))))))

[The Mayor]

I found it on an old thread in google..A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day 09-05-02

[NicknamedBob]

Another thing you need to know; Jack London was wrong! It's the easiest thing in the world to build a fire in the middle of the wilderness, unless you're from the city, where fire is unknown. Then you'll need the help of someone who has lived among the trees.

A good fire also makes the wind die down, and if you're hungry, a rabbit will be attracted to the warmth.

[Billie]

Hi Sistah!!!! What a fun thread!!!! And I just LOVE the background and the "frames". My favorite pic is the "good twin bad twin"!

Thank you, sistah! I MADE that one!!! (Dolly, the original pic - first frame - was in a group of pics you sent via regular email a few weeks ago) I searched and searched for an "evil twin" graphic, or one I could *make* into one. Then I remembered that darling pic of the two babies and only had to make two more *frames* to make that cute baby on the left be mean to the one on the right. :)

(and yes I wake up each morning with perfect makeup and hair....NOT!) Busy day...will stop back after work to "play"! (((((billie))))))

I hope you can come back later!