[GSlob]

"Whatever happened to jumping off a bridge?"
Jumping off the bridges (or out of the windows) is for stockbrokers and bankrupts; hanging is for gamblers and swindlers; poisoning or casting oneself in the path of a train is for the misbehaving girls from good families; and men were to shoot themselves. And how is one to shoot oneself when they disarmed the populace?

[Brilliant]

Jumping out of a window.... onto a pile.