"This Lutheran/Methodist terror thing all started when some Lutheran crashed a Methodist potluck and brought carrot-raisin salad."
Well, that was the PR story, actually it all started when the Methodists raided the Sunday morning coffee period and drank the 17 gallons of coffee meant for the Lutherans. After that, there can be no peace.
More lies from the Lutherans! Strike them down!
Men of Wesley stop your dreaming,
Can't you see their spearpoints gleaming...