[The Mayor]

We can be brutal to our fellow soldiers.
I barely remember the beginning os my stag party.
The 10th Special Forces group were chugging pitchers of beer and shots.
I only remember waking up the next morning with a nasty hangover and the putrid smell of beer.

[SandRat]

Remember the limerick

A True Soldier never Drinks
If he should drink he never gets Drunk
Should he by chance get Drunk he never Passes out.
in the unfortunate event he passes out he passes out face down so as not to embarrass his unit by being identified.