[Cobra64]

Mount Saint Helens was Bush's fault. As was Mount Vesuvius and Mount Krakatoa.

Someone has to keep the record straight and the scorecard accurate.

And in breaking news, President Bush had a bowel movement yesterday on AF-1 that caused a 7.7 Earthquake in Pakistan and India.

Michael Moore will have his movie out by Christmas.

[George Smiley]

And in breaking news, President Bush had a bowel movement yesterday on AF-1 that caused a 7.7 Earthquake in Pakistan and India.

I thought Air Force One had holding tanks!