"Oh dear. You really do have an over active imagination. Either that or you, yourself, have visited illegal bordellos and cheated on your taxes. Where else would you get these fantasies from?"
But on the off chance you MIGHT do these things (since you seem to get your panties in a bunch at the slightest hint of wrongdoing) I think you need the ankle bracelet. After all, as you stated, when people are watched, they are deterred from crime. That's no fantasy, that is your quote.
If you think I need an ankle bracelet how can you object to auto black boxes?