[adorno]

“It was ill-looking and its eyes looked bloodshot, but it kept on desperately digging. It seems a strange thing to say, but it seemed to know what it was looking for.”

I'll start worrying about addicted squirrels when they approach me with a weapon and ask me for money to support their habit.

I'll worry even more when some liberal animal lovers want to start some government programs to help the squirrels break their habits.

[Stoat]

I'll start worrying about addicted squirrels when they approach me with a weapon and ask me for money to support their habit.

That's essentially what's already happening.  When they eat it and then become aggressive. it sounds similar to an addict attacking you or holding you up with a gun.  Any rodent bite can be very serious and even life-threatening, particularly for older folks who might be relaxing on a public park bench or working in their gardens.

I'll worry even more when some liberal animal lovers want to start some government programs to help the squirrels break their habits.

It's only a matter of time before this happens.
 

[Vinnie]

I'll start worrying about addicted squirrels when they approach me with a weapon and ask me for money to support their habit.

Could be worse. They may demand your n@#$%. LOL