I am shocked, outraged and offended that another FReeper would attempt to inflict such a grievous insult upon you, and you have my sincere sympathies for this act of culinary and cultural violence which victimized you in such a nightmarish way.
Here, allow me to introduce you to one of our Friendly Thread Nurses, who will make sure, in a completely professional manner of course, that you have not suffered any lasting ill effects from this experience. Just follow all of her instructions and everything will be just fine.
