To: Stoat
How would one differentiate between a squirrel on crack versus one that is not on crack?
16 posted on
10/08/2005 5:28:26 PM PDT by
Redcloak
(We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces singin' "whiskey for my men and beer for my horses!")
To: Redcloak
The one on crack will be carrying a dollar and a razor blade.
18 posted on
10/08/2005 5:30:57 PM PDT by
Racer1
To: Redcloak
How would one differentiate between a squirrel on crack versus one that is not on crack?According to the article, the crack-ho squirrels act strangely and aggressively, and sometimes attack people,
FReeper squirrels are polite, intellectually oriented and will cook you a nice dinner of gumbo and cornbread when you come to visit.
21 posted on
10/08/2005 5:39:41 PM PDT by
Stoat
(Rice / Coulter 2008: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
To: Redcloak; Darksheare; nicmarlo; null and void; Borax Queen
"How would one differentiate between a squirrel on crack versus one that is not on crack?" To tell if a squirrel is on crack, be observant. If you notice any of the following signs, your squirrel could be on crack:
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1) He starts napping in odd places.
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2) He takes up playing an instrument.
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3) He seems to be picking up other bad habits
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4) He starts stealing candy from your kids.
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5) He appears to have delusions of grandeur.
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6) He becomes abnormally agressive.
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7) He starts soliciting your neighbors.
51 posted on
10/08/2005 7:41:05 PM PDT by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile.)
To: Redcloak
How would one differentiate between a squirrel on crack versus one that is not on crack?
It'd be kind of hard to tell based on the way the ones I've seen act. Good thing I don't drink at the computer. LOLOLOLOL.
60 posted on
10/08/2005 8:12:52 PM PDT by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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