[Dustbunny]

I just really have a hard time not laughing while reading this bit of 'fiction'.

[Stoat]

I just really have a hard time not laughing while reading this bit of 'fiction'.

This is no laughing matter! Our entire civilization is under assault from drug-crazed squirrels who will remorselessly jump up and bite your kneecap when you are minding your own business, walking through a park or garden!  We must all educate ourselves to this grave threat and defend our homes and families!