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To: RichInOC
My "panic room" is being in the Water Closet, having just pinched off the morning constitutional, and seeing that I forgot to put a roll of paper on the thingie....

Is it left hand for hygiene and right hand for eating, or the other way around? I can never get that one down....

7 posted on 10/08/2005 4:46:11 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (Like a midget at a urinal - stay on your toes...)
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To: ErnBatavia
:-D )))

Great. Now, instead of Enya, I've got Sting singing "Too Much Information"...running through my brain.

Outstanding.

12 posted on 10/08/2005 4:48:28 PM PDT by RichInOC ("The coffee is strong at Cafe du Monde, the doughnuts are too hot to touch..." Save the Big Greasy!)
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To: ErnBatavia

Ern,

I also get confused by all that protocol. I sometimes wonder if it's OK to sh*t, shower and shave all at the same time. Always looking to optimize my time.


28 posted on 10/08/2005 5:05:09 PM PDT by sargunner
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