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A cell phone that points to Mecca (And todays tips on beheadings)
Associated Press ^
| 4:24 p.m. ET Oct. 7, 2005
| AP
Posted on 10/07/2005 7:37:41 PM PDT by ryan71
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posted on
10/07/2005 7:37:42 PM PDT
by
ryan71
To: ryan71
I'll bet it has a handy dandy "Detonate" button for the jihadi on the go too.
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posted on
10/07/2005 7:39:07 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: ryan71
A new cellular telephone generates five automated reminders a day at prayer time and points Muslims in the direction of Mecca.$100 to the first American patriot who writes a cell phone virus against this and causes the Mecca pointer to point to the nearest public bathroom or outhouse.
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posted on
10/07/2005 7:39:09 PM PDT
by
xrp
(Conservative votes are to Republicans what 90% of black votes are to Democrats (taken for granted))
To: ryan71
As a bonus feature you can get an automatic bomb-detonation button.
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posted on
10/07/2005 7:39:27 PM PDT
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: xrp
I'll take that $100 in small bills, please.
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posted on
10/07/2005 7:40:50 PM PDT
by
Prime Choice
(E=mc^3. Don't drink and derive.)
To: cripplecreek
How would you like to be credited on my next parody, FRiend? :o)
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posted on
10/07/2005 7:41:31 PM PDT
by
Prime Choice
(E=mc^3. Don't drink and derive.)
To: Prime Choice
Sure. Can you hear me now?
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posted on
10/07/2005 7:42:41 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: ryan71
Next thing the US Senate will demand that we supply such cell phones to the terrorist detainees.
To: cripplecreek
LOL.....most amusing post of the day.
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posted on
10/07/2005 7:44:22 PM PDT
by
indcons
(Please FReepmail PhiKapMom and Indcons if you want on/off the Norman Bombing ping list.)
To: xrp
How about the nearest swine farm or pork butcher house not within 30° of the angle to Mecca?
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posted on
10/07/2005 7:45:36 PM PDT
by
dufekin
(US Senate: the only place where the majority [D] comprises fewer than the minority [R])
To: ryan71
We need a virus that shows a movie of a Koran being flushed down a toilet 5 times a day.
To: indcons
I can't help but hope that islamderthals lurk here some times so they can see how much we laugh at them.
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posted on
10/07/2005 7:46:38 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: ryan71
Ask the Imam
The above link is a site where the Moslems ask the so called religious dudes questions. As you can see if you look at the site, the primary thing one does once becoming a Moslem is unscrew ones cranium, remove ones brain, then ask the imam what to do from then on.
Islam and free thinking do not mix. Hence, Islam is un-American and just about un-everything else except Islam.
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posted on
10/07/2005 7:48:59 PM PDT
by
isthisnickcool
(Don't get stuck on stupid - Lt. General Honore)
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To: xrp
I'll add 100$ if they make it point to the nearest pig farm.
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posted on
10/07/2005 7:53:57 PM PDT
by
Leatherneck_MT
(3-7-77 (No that's not a Date))
To: xrp
$100 to the first American patriot who writes a cell phone virus against this and causes the Mecca pointer to point to the nearest public bathroom or outhouse.Make it point to a hog farm and I'll make it $200!
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posted on
10/07/2005 7:54:38 PM PDT
by
FierceDraka
(The Democratic Party - Aiding and Abetting The Enemies of America Since 1968)
To: cripplecreek
I can't help but hope that islamderthals lurk here some times so they can see how much we laugh at them.I'm sure they do, and it must drive them crazy.....oh wait, I'm being redundant.
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posted on
10/07/2005 7:56:33 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
Comment #18 Removed by Moderator
To: F15Eagle
Well the night is yours, Mamma's callin "Send in the gimp".
Night all.
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posted on
10/07/2005 7:58:13 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: ryan71
You know that's really clever.
I wish I had invented it.
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posted on
10/07/2005 8:00:06 PM PDT
by
mhx
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