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Hunter Knocked Out By Flying Goose Shot By His Son
AP ^ | 10/7/05

Posted on 10/07/2005 6:36:44 AM PDT by linkinpunk

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1 posted on 10/07/2005 6:36:47 AM PDT by linkinpunk
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To: linkinpunk
When the goose dropped from the sky, it hit Ulf Ilback in the head and knocked him out. . . .

Ulf da!

2 posted on 10/07/2005 6:39:05 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Swedish Ping List master)
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My friend had a kangaroo fall on her head! True story.


3 posted on 10/07/2005 6:39:52 AM PDT by Hildy ( liberals cannot change the present, and cannot effect the future, so they MUST relive the past...)
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To: linkinpunk

BONK!


4 posted on 10/07/2005 6:40:50 AM PDT by manwiththehands
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To: linkinpunk

Technically, it was a falling goose, not a flying goose. A flying goose, of course, has meaning beyond the scope of this post.


5 posted on 10/07/2005 6:40:57 AM PDT by Buck W. (Yesterday's Intelligentsia are today's Irrelevantsia.)
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To: linkinpunk

By Yimminy...dat gewse knicked me right onto me rimper!


6 posted on 10/07/2005 6:41:19 AM PDT by RexBeach ("The rest of the world is three drinks behind." -Humphrey Bogart)
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Hunter Knocked Out By Flying Goose Shot By His Son

That's pretty harsh, don't you think? I mean, your dad gets knocked out by a flying goose and for that you shoot him?

7 posted on 10/07/2005 6:41:33 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Swedish Ping List master)
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To: linkinpunk
He added that during this month's moose hunt, he may wear a helmet.

Hopefully he'll keep his sister away.

8 posted on 10/07/2005 6:41:52 AM PDT by dfwgator (Flower Mound, TX)
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To: linkinpunk
He added that during this month's moose hunt, he may wear a helmet.

Moose bites can be pretty serious.

9 posted on 10/07/2005 6:42:08 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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To: Buck W.

Or as Buzz Lightyear would say, "Falling with style."


10 posted on 10/07/2005 6:42:36 AM PDT by linkinpunk
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To: Hildy

"My friend had a kangaroo fall on her head! True story."

Do tell....


11 posted on 10/07/2005 6:43:25 AM PDT by Arpege92 ("I am happy, be it yourselves." - Pope John Paul II)
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To: shhrubbery!; Mentat; 1234; american colleen; AndyPH; anguish; AzSteven; Bartholomew Roberts; ...
Ping to the Swedish Ping List.
12 posted on 10/07/2005 6:44:00 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Swedish Ping List master)
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To: manwiththehands

LOL


13 posted on 10/07/2005 6:44:15 AM PDT by Arpege92 ("I am happy, be it yourselves." - Pope John Paul II)
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To: linkinpunk
Check that bird's passport. He might have been in the country illegally. Damn, them Canadian Geese are everywhere.
14 posted on 10/07/2005 6:44:22 AM PDT by oyez
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I GOT IT!! I GOT IT!!! I GOT IT!!!!

BOINK!


15 posted on 10/07/2005 6:45:44 AM PDT by azhenfud (He who always is looking up seldom finds others' lost change.)
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To: linkinpunk

Didn't Fabio have a run in with a bird while riding a roller coaster?


16 posted on 10/07/2005 6:46:21 AM PDT by Arpege92 ("I am happy, be it yourselves." - Pope John Paul II)
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Hey Dad! DUCK!

What? You silly boy. That wasn't a duck you shot it was a ...

SMACK!!!!

17 posted on 10/07/2005 6:46:32 AM PDT by avg_freeper (Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
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Funny. But not funny. Ok, funny.

Similar story told from Nebraska. New truck. Early morning goose hunting that resulted in very few shots. Walking back to new truck when 4 or 5 geese break over the trees. Shots fired. At least 1 goose hit, falling, falling, BOOM. Landed right in the middle of the hood of a truck that still had the temp tags on it.
18 posted on 10/07/2005 6:47:07 AM PDT by mad puppy ( The Southern border needs to be a MAJOR issue in 2006 and 2008)
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To: avg_freeper

LOL


19 posted on 10/07/2005 6:47:07 AM PDT by Arpege92 ("I am happy, be it yourselves." - Pope John Paul II)
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To: martin_fierro; mikrofon

Would this qualify as a "Cheese, Goose, Sister" thread?


20 posted on 10/07/2005 6:47:12 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Quailifly?)
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