I'm afraid that if I had control of the Internet, I would unplug it to everyone outside of the United States and tell the ungrateful bastards to either start appreciating what America and Americans have done for the world, or just shut up.
But first, I would close down the U.N. headquarters, turn it into cheap housing for those in need, and make sure each and every last foreign diplomat is escorted to an airplane on it's way out of the country.
It's time to start working with individual countries on our own. Enough of this "one world government" garbage.
Turn it into "cheap housing"? I'd sell it to the highest bidder and give the proceeds back to the American people as a tax refund.
Ah yes using that well known Internet Plug.