Oh, no, I whip out the wallet, take her to McDonalds, point out the "Dollar Menu", and then post the next morning to "Extended News"....
Only if you post pictures of the date, though.
I guess that's why you're still single, then.
If you want them to love you, supersize 'em.
and then post the next morning to "Extended News"....
I don't think much of anything would get extended in that circumstance.