Sell him on e-bay. That would convince me that Russia has embraced capitalism.
Perhaps one of the Las Vegas casinos could purchase the mummy and put him on display in one Elvis' rhinestone studded costumes. That would be poetic justice...
Har!
LOL! Indeed. It'd make a heck of a television ad, too.
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