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Generally speaking, I'm pretty depressed today.

[Right Wing Professor]

Actually, I can now reveal the truth. General_re was not really a 'he', he was a she, and the she was Harriet Miers. Of course, were the secret to get out that Harriet Miers is actually a skeptical, secular conservative, James Dobson, Pat Robertson and the rest of the clowns would get their petticoats in a tangle. While general_re was very clever about concealing her identity, there's no point in taking risks with a nomination that's already tottering.