OK. I've figured it out. It took me quite a while, but I've figured it out.
Earth and the lifeforms on it are nothing but a Sim game on some teenager's computer somewhere out there. And the player's not very good at sim games. His weather setup is lousy, and his choice of humans to populate the simPlanet were poorly designed. They're always fighting with each other and are subject to far to many diseases to have been designed by a good sim player.
Recently, our player has discovered girls, and has been ignoring his game, leading to additional problems. His point total is rapidly going down while he's out fiddling with his girlfriend, trying to get the hang of the one-handed bra release.
Worse, his computer is infected with a bad trojan, which is about to reboot his computer. And where's that going to leave us simHumans?
This should be a matter of much concern to us all. These ID advocates actually know about this pimply faced designer of this simulation, but are trying not to alarm people.
Meanwhile, the designer is out trying to cop a feel and isn't paying any attention to the simulation. We're in big trouble, folks!
And if you think I'm joking, do a Google search for "simplanet." Lots of hits from sites speaking a foreign language. What are they talking about on those sites? What secrets do those sites hold.
ID is real. Earth is a computer simulation, and we're in big trouble. Will the simulations be able to get the player's attention in time to warn him of the virus? Will we all be destroyed in the Big Boot?
It's all a secret, but it's all over the web, in some strange, unknown language. We're in big trouble, folks!
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Laughter at the transparency of these clowns aside: On a more serious note, I find the similarities between the NATION OF ISLAM and ID/Creationism striking in that they both believe that at some fixed point in the past a Genetic Engineer placed all life here.
What I want to know is, when will the Mother Ship will arrive? Screwy Louis Farakhan promised a Mother Ship!