[ExcursionGuy84]

I was looking for a dog that they carried around to victims or something

Howsabouta....St. Bernard with a 6-pack of Sam Adams hanging from 'round its neck?

Or in my case...a keg of Massachusetts-grade Cranberry coctail (Mi Favorito!).

[Herakles]

"Howsabouta....St. Bernard with a 6-pack of Sam Adams hanging from 'round its neck?"

No, No, No, a quart of Central Pennsylvania moonshine - that will blow out the pipes an get the old ticker moving!

[Herakles]

"Central Pennsylvania moonshine" - next best thing to drinking rocket fuel - don't ask!