At one point, I was so sick of his persistent attempts to stop all speculation that I was going to actually ask him if he was a Muslim from Hoboken. Half-jokingly, of course. But now... anything's possible.
I checked his sign up date. All I thought was that he was a little fresh newb to be spouting like he was. Im a newb too, but I wouldnt have been posting like that as a longtime freeper let alone a newb. Then along came the zotting.