After Miers, Bush Promises Big Fight with Dems

scrappleface.com ^ | 2005-10-04 | Scott Ott

[NYTexan]

Pinging the usual suspects!



(anyone wanting on or off the satire ping list, let me know!)

[L,TOWM]

Some on this forum won't be happy until W takes a bullwhip to Reid and Pelosi during a SOTU address.

[WinOne4TheGipper]

I think that'd make us all happy.:)

[xcamel]

Just wait till Stevens has a "grabber" or doesn't wake up.. Then you watch the demon rats heads explode.

[Dog Gone]

It's too close to being the actual truth to be great satire.

It's a fine line. Too close isn't good, too ridiculous is worse.

The fact is that the conservative base wanted a nuclear showdown, and even though they'll almost surely get a judge they like, they wanted to see blood.

[Billthedrill]

Raising taxes on scotch would get Teddy's attention. Government ammo subsidies for poor kiddies would raise Dicky Schumer and Di-Fi's blood pressures. Siccing the IRS on Hill's donors wouldn't be anything she hasn't already tried herself. Spiking Howie Dean's lithium with crystal meth would work. Work to do, work to do...

[NYTexan]

Very Good!

You win a prize!

[johnb838]

That's no reason to go to war! I mean there are plenty of reasons, but you don't decide to fight first and then make up the reasons later... I mean look at Iraq... oh... never mind.

[abb]

LOL!!

Here's what us conservatives want to see happen:

Mongol General: We have won again. That is good! But what is best in life?
Mongol Warrior: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcon on your wrist, wind in your hair!
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan, what is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!
Mongol General: That is good.

[safisoft]

I wonder what kind of idiot would go into a bar room brawl knowing that all the guys in his gang will turn and run at the first sign of confrontation.

You've got it wrong. The leader is the one that does not like confrontation. It is becoming clear that he is far too much like his father.

[johnb838]

[NYTexan]

Red meat comes at a premium these days!

[uncbob]

The fact is that the conservative base wanted a nuclear showdown, and even though they'll almost surely get a judge they like, they wanted to see blood.

You think after the democrat senators get done hearing from their wacked out left wing supporters that supply the $$$$ there won't be a brawl.

Bush thinks this was a safe choice he is in for a surprise

Of course the democrats been screwing him over since 2000 so he should be used to it

[hope]

The mental image of that is ecstatically pleasing

[gathersnomoss]

..."promised that he would "make things right by picking a fight" with Congressional Democrats in early 2006."

A little too late, Bub.

[layman]

"When we find that issue"

No! We have found that issue. There was no hesitation when Afghanistan was the issue .... there was no hesitation when Iraq was the issue ... there should be no hesitation NOW. The 'new tone in Washington' is not possible. We are dealing with egomaniacs who place party and power ahead of all else. They need to be SLAPPED DOWN. I hope Meirs is not confirmed. I want to see Schumer, Byrd, Kennedy, Reid, Biden, and all the rest of them taken to the woodshed ... I want them to understand that they LOST! You're either with us, Dubwa, or you're against us.

[rogue yam]

I don't want a brawl. I want Michael Luttig on the S.C.

[Shooter 2.5]

The Mongol General was Ghengis Khan. That was a historical quote.