[Mo1]

“That's nothing,” replied the other. “My daddy is a civil serpent.”

Must have been Carville's daughter

[Lady Jag]

I think you're right:

"I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don't know, her hair was on fire, and all she talked about was herself. You know these kind of girls: 'I'm hot. I'm on fire. Me, me, me.' You know. 'Help me, put me out.' Come on, could we talk about me just a little bit?"

--Garry Shandling