[anguish]

Real men code assembler. (OK, there are no real men anymore!)

Agreed!

Logical test algorithm for new computers

...

MOV      CX, 0
start:
INC      CX
MOV      AX, creationism
MOV      BX, intelligent_design
CMP      AX, BX
JE       exit
CMP      CX, 100
JNE      start
JUMP     set_pc_on_fire_and_buy_a_new
exit:
JUMP     praise_pc_and_keep_it

...

[VadeRetro]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

[b_sharp]

I just ran that code on my computer. It got pissed off and asked me point blank why I was testing for the obvious. After checking the code, I must say my computer was right.