[PatrickHenry]

So why do you want to teach this simplistic and fallacious crap in school as if it were science?

To bring down the evil house of materialistic science. To restore the glorious Dark Ages. To impose theocratic tyranny. To end, once and for all, the satanic perversion known as reason.

Any other questions?

[longshadow]

To restore the glorious Dark Ages.

To allow the pre-Copernican perfection to reign once more, restoring Earth to it's Rightful Throne at the Center of the Universe.....

< /anti-scientific lunacy mode>