I have been told all of my life that the wheels of justice turn slowly. Apparently that is not always true. In fact, it would seem that a grand jury does not have to waste any time considering the evidence before returning an indictment.
Okay, Ladies and Gents, welcome to yore first day of Grand Joo-rie service. We gots us a re-al important document we needs y'all to sign before you go home for the day, that is, if you want to GO home today.