Mr. Delay was also indicted for allegedly failing to keep his peas separate from his mashed potatoes during dinner.
The former majority leader has repeatedly denied charges of mixing his peas into his mashed potatoes in order to eat them with a knife.
Culinary conniving is punishable in Texas with a three-zillion-dollar fine and/or twenty years at hard labor gutting armadillos in Amarillo.
Not enough evidence there for a trial. You'll have to re-convene the grandoise puree and add the separate and better charge of hiding his spinach under his plate.