With apologies to RUSH (sung to the tune of “The Trees”)
There is unrest on the forum
There is trouble with newbies
For the DUmmies want to troll here
But the Mods delete their screeds
There is trouble with the DUmmies and they’d like to pick a fight
But the mods find out so quickly that their “bona fides” are’nt right
The mods are busy banning, enforcing rules Jim made,
And they wonder why the DUmmies can’t just simply stay away?
There is trouble on the Forum
And the lurkers all have fled
As the DUmmies all cap “FREE SPEECH!”
And the mods just pull the thread
Some DUmmies think they’re clever and they’ll fit in for a while
FReeper mods just too watchful, they’ll get booted off in style
They’ll be no libs here on FR, your lefty vanities are rot
And all DUmmies will get banished with Kitties, flames, and ZOTS!
That was a good piece of poetry!