. . . ya got a point there. But O'Brien's a lot better looking (ain't sayin' much, but . . . )
BTW, my kudos to the dad for using a blunt object rather than a 12 ga. Pellets sometimes go awry in a panic in the dark.
I might have used the 4 cell Mag Lite that lives next to my Sig Sauer, though . . .
Ya beat me to that one!