[Roscoe Karns]

"Ten thousand dead! Take it from me, Laid Back
Guy, reporting for CNN. Back to you, Pompous Stuffed Shirt."

,,,,,

"Thank you, Laid Back Guy. Great reporting. The president certainly has a lot to answer for. Tell me,Laid Back Guy, does that ten thousand figure include the hundreds that died at the hands of the cannibilistic marauders we reported on earlier?"

[alessandrofiaschi]

What a bunch of sh*t!

[AlbertWang]

I'm deeply disappointed that the MSM didn't pick up all the deaths caused by Zombies. And cannabalism explains why we have only found 1,000 of the 10,000 dead. Maybe some of the missing dead are members of the 1700 strong New Orleans police farce, er, force, that only had 1,000 actual members.

[Liberty Valance]

LOL - perfect!