[Right Wing Assault]

Has anyone been able to have a look at the crater left by the bomb yet?

Bomb? That wasn't a bomb. A bus backfired and a poor old homeless man died of a heart attack from the noise. At first they thought he killed himself, but that was wrong. And a squirrel chewed through the cell phone tower's cable and knocked out all the phones. All those bomb rumors were started by a bunch of drunk kids. The poor police had to come out and investigate but of course there was no bomb.

[hispanarepublicana]

I heard Helen Thomas got drunk at the OU game and took to lighting her own farts.

[teenyelliott]

Funny.