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Rockwell hardness scale rating.

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"Rockwell hardness scale rating."

- I hear they've had to revise the Rockwell Scale upwards after measuring the hardness of Slick's erection while being introduced to certain Hollywood starlets.
Japanese scientists have been studying it's secret in the hopes of duplicating it's ultra super titanium like properties.
There is no truth to the rumor that the new material has been tentatively named "dorktanium" in honor of it's original inspirer.