Discussion of 'Team America' (From Norht Korea. credit to freeper Riley for finding this)

North Korea ^ | Sept., 2005 | North Korea

[dynachrome]

Author: J. Nelson Kwango Country: Cameroon Position: member Subject: Terorists makng fun of DPRK and Dear Leader! Message: » Reply » Edit

Comrades! I am terrored! A film has just arrived on the markets of Cameroon, this film the American Police Team or some name that is

similar. My nephew, purchased this and asked me to watch because he said is had something to do with DPRK. The shock I see!

The general, beloved general, Kim Jong Il is a puppet character in this film and speaking the most offending things! He

swears in English, kills his interpreter, and turns into a small insect at the end. They make the Dear Leader to be evil man,

and lonely man. They find risible the undying love of the Korean people? They think the leadership of DPRK and the revolution

is a joke? Forgive me for saying but makers of this film are bastard people! I denounce them and curse them! Bastard people! Can we not complain to someone about such slander? Why has not the KCNA denounced this piece of capitalist propaganda? To

think that they make light of the general and debase his greatness!

Angered

J Nelson

[T. Buzzard Trueblood]

they make light of the general and debase his greatness!

I stand with Comrade Kwango in saying that these are bastards.

Hilarious. You couldn't make this 5h!+ up.

[bubbleb]

LOL thanks for ping

[NeoCaveman]

Durka durka jihad Mohammed durka.

[RightWingAtheist]

"Maatt Daaamon!"

[MarkL]

What a hoot! Both the movie AND the discussion forum.

I did notice that there was a poster from the USA going on about "American propaganda."

Mark

[NeoCaveman]

I'm so ronery......

ROR.

[SevenofNine]

I got ping FR North KOrea list LOL!

[dynachrome]

Google the guys name. He should be living in North korea.

[killjoy]

I agree, if this film would be made over Bush and his gang, trust me we wouldn´t be able to see him a long time!

I guess they never saw, "That's My Bush"... also by the creators of South Park.

[hemogoblin]

Team America ping -- make sure to look at the Web board it links to ...

[JellyJam]

"Last year, I went to Iraq. Before Team America showed up, it was a happy place. They had flowery meadows and rainbow skies, and rivers made of chocolate, where the children danced and laughed and played with gumdrop smiles."

[SevenofNine]

Riley I got question did you find this stuff on Google.com you could find anything there LOL!

[Feiny]

Ronerey Ping

[Feiny]

I was sent from pranet Xiron to conquer the Earf / I had a twiffic pran - I thought it would work / I tried to get the Earfrings all to kill each other, y'see / But it all went wrong and now I must decree / You are worthress Arec Bardwin / You are worthress Arec Bardwin / You have faiwred in every way / and now my stock in you has fawren / Your career is stawrin' / and you're worthress Arec Bardwin / That's why I brew your head off / And your chirdren are all bawrin' / Pranet Xiron is inhabited with Xipods rike me / But arso with Balmacs who are giant bees / The Xipods and the Balmacs are at constant war / So we wanted a new home and that's what Earf was for / But you are worthress Arec Bardwin / You are worthress Arec Bardwin / You fucked up my whole plan / and now Xiron is smeared with Balmac porren / Your garbage needs some hawring / and you're worthress Arec Bardwin / Now I must return home a faiwrure / I'm afraid the pit of Cryrock is cawrin'.

[Feiny]

Kim Jong Il: It will be 911 times 2356.
Chris: My God, that's... I don't even know what that is!
Kim Jong Il: Nobody does!

[Feiny]

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Kim Jong Il: Hans Brix? Oh no! Oh, herro. Great to see you again, Hans!
Hans Blix: Mr. Il, I was supposed to be allowed to inspect your palace today, but your guards won't let me enter certain areas.
Kim Jong Il: Hans, Hans, Hans! We've been frew this a dozen times. I don't have any weapons of mass destwuction, OK Hans?
Hans Blix: Then let me look around, so I can ease the UN's collective mind. I'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me in, or else.
Kim Jong Il: Or else what?
Hans Blix: Or else we will be very angry with you... and we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are.
Kim Jong Il: OK, Hans. I'll show you. Stand to your reft.
Hans Blix: [Moves to the left]
Kim Jong Il: A rittle more.
Hans Blix: [Moves to the left again]
Kim Jong Il: Good.
[Opens up trap, Hans falls in]

[Feiny]

We're guarrrrrrrds!

[secret garden]

ROR!

[Riley]

Actually, I got it from Hans Brix.

No- really.



Ohhh, okay. The other thread where the forum was posted originally? I put on a HAZMAT suit and followed the link into the NK forum, expecting to see all sorts of endlessly-rehashed crap about 'Yankee air pirates who dropped diptheria bombs on Korean orpanages'. You know- like CBS or CNN says.

Well, there was some of that kind of nonsense. Strip-mine giant earthmover loads of slobbery, fawning tyrant-adulation. I was just randomly turning over rocks there when I hit the thread titled:

'Topic: Terorists makng fun of DPRK and Dear Leader!'.

I thought, "No! It couldn't be!"

Well, it was.

The more that I read on that forum- the more I am beginning to think that half of the posters there are sophisticated pranksters. The other half are irredeemable Leftist nitwits.
And you're right- Google can be good for finding all kinds of weird stuff.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Great trivia about the movie here