[ApplegateRanch]

Time to wake up and read the Koran, all ya' dhimmis.

But I can't.

They keep telling me that unless it is read in pure Yemeni Arabic, it is not the Koran, since it can NOT be translated accurately.

[GladesGuru]

"Time to wake up and read the Koran, all ya' dhimmis.
But I can't.

They keep telling me that unless it is read in pure Yemeni Arabic, it is not the Koran, since it can NOT be translated accurately."

You raise a very valid point. As compassionate conservatives, we should have our CongressCritters do the following:

In order not to offend any follower of "The Prophet" all must immediatley be sent to Yemen, so that their religious activities can occur in a supportive atmosphere and in a culture which speaks the Mother Tongue of The Prophet.

It is for their own good. Not to mention the good of their souls.

;-)