[Wampus SC]

Yeah, ol' Howard has 1,001 uses. He's on top of those cocoa puffs, but I might have to get a restraining order against the Cuckoo. I mean, my overhead's bad enough without having the HAZMAT crew here to sandblast the floor every other day!

Howard's proud of that sign, as are we all. I told him it'd be easy to make by taking glowing political promises and bending them more than the politicians do. He didn't want to work on it at first. So I told him that it'd make Linda the Exotic Dancer from North Carolina finally notice him. He wouldn't work on anything else after that...

[BykrBayb]

Linda? I think I remember her. Isn't her stage name "Big Mama?" And isn't she already married to the maintenance man?