A man from Mexico came north looking for work. He went to a landscaper but the landscaper wasn't hiring. He went to a cafe but the cafe wasn't hiring. Then, we went to a woodworking shop.
The owner looked him over carefully. Then he looked him over again.
Then he asked " Do you know the way to sand, Jose?"
Well, I would have thought that Burt would Back Iraq!
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(I'd credit the FReeper who came up with this one originally, but I don't recall his handle.)