Flyspeck burg aptly named

This guy is a real ASS. Perhaps he would like to introduce himself around the next time he comes out of his ivory tower and ventures in to Starkvegas.

If this jerk had bothered to ask one of the ESPN guys what makes the trip to Starkville so good, he might have been introduced to Little Dooey's BBQ. A couple years ago, I heard Corso and company rave on national TV about Little Dooey's for several minutes. You can't buy that kind of publicity.

Yeah, it's a small town, Mr. Bradley. What about it?? It's a wonderful town with charm and grace unlike any you have ever experienced. It's a place where the folks say "good morning" to strangers and really mean it. It's a place where men hold the door for ladies -- not because they are ladies but because we are gentlemen. I'm sure it's a foreign place to people like you but that's ok -- we don't need your kind around these parts anyways.

And I dare you to ridicule the cowbell to a Bulldog fan's face. Your buddies in your grand metropolis of Hotlanta would find it real funny that your farts had a ring to them.

So come on down to Starkville again. And this time, be sure to drop in at Little Dooey's or one of the other fine local establishments and introduce yourself next time. If you're real damn lucky nobody will remember you--cuz if we do, you might not find us so accomodating to you. And if the Starkville folks don't remember you, come on over to Columbus and look me up...I'll remember.

For now, you can kiss our big hairy flyspeck @sses, you arrogant SOB.

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