MM: You forgot the part from your homepage about being an "Abbie Hoffman Republican." Speaking of eternal weenie roasts, consider the case of Abbie Hoffman.......
Father Gumpel: Indeed. St. Thomas and the Scholastics abandon St. Augustines theory that children who are not baptized go to hell, even if the latter is in a mitigated form, and construct an intermediate form, known as limbo. It is a theological construction, to explain the situation of human beings who die and are not in heaven.
Q: Has this theory of limbo ever been presented by the Church as a matter of faith?
Father Gumpel: In 1954 I carried out an exhaustive study, in which I examined all the arguments in favor of the thesis expressed by the infallible magisterium done with authority. I studied all the ecumenical councils, and I came to the conclusion that limbo is not an obligatory answer.
Found here (the rest of the article is interesting, as well): http://www.ewtn.com/library/Doctrine/ZLIMBO.HTM
You stated that 'Limbo is BS.' I replied that you should cite an authoritative document denying Limbo.
You come back with an article from America, a notoriously unreliable source of "definition" in the Roman Catholic church, in which the author states, clearly, that there IS no definitive answer.
You may state that 'Limbo is BS,' but you're a step further than Zenit's interviewee, who happens to be an expert on the topic.
Try again, this time for target, not range: cite a DEFINITIVE statement with the authority of the Church behind it that abrogates Limbo.