To: TheGhostOfTomPaine
Hey, that's right! The world must have been created in 4004 BCE with the spider already stuck in the amber.
well, duh! everyone knows that God has a really killer sense of humour. he created the earth, then, rather than making all these animals and letting them actually live, he just put their skeletons in the ground in various places, and made the fossils all as a practical joke! can you imagine God up in heaven right now, nudging elijah and pointing and laughing at us?
114 posted on
09/30/2005 10:38:03 AM PDT by
absolootezer0
("My God, why have you forsaken us.. no wait, its the liberals that have forsaken you... my bad")
To: absolootezer0
...made the fossils all as a practical joke!Or, OTOH, He has saved them from the agony of, e.g., dying in a ball of tree sap.
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