Poo Poo. There. I've just poo poo'd your argument. You're still stuck on counting noses and toes.
I've said it elsewhere on this thread, but I'll repeat it.
Evolution, and it's siamese twin abiogenesis, believe that life is so simple that pond scum was able to come up with it about 4 billion years ago (without the benefit of PBS).
So, let's get on with the proof that we are smarter than pond scum. Let's whip up a little synthetic life, shall we? How HARD can it be, for crying out loud?
You might as well say the moon invented gravity.