To: Conspiracy Guy
Dear President Bush: I am a California victim. Please completely re-educate me to be a cardiac surgeon, send me $10,000, build me a new house, and I'd like my corvette to be yellow. And step on it pal. I'm still waiting. I'm WAITING!!! Someone call ACLU. I'm being ignored because I'm female......
19 posted on
09/29/2005 8:29:12 AM PDT by
Hi Heels
(Memo to Tom McClintock: Think White House.)
To: Hi Heels
24 posted on
09/29/2005 8:30:57 AM PDT by
Conspiracy Guy
(Ponce de Leon is coming here to look for the fountain of dumb. The DNC is his first stop.)
To: Hi Heels
Are you kidding? $10,000 won't get you an outhouse in that neighborhood. We'll need a lot more than that. (I can see the smoke from my house, so I'm "affected" too. Where's my shopping spree?)
28 posted on
09/29/2005 8:33:22 AM PDT by
Redcloak
(We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces singin' "whiskey for my men and beer for my horses!")
To: Hi Heels
LOL
Dear President Bush: Please send my FEMA card. I'm running low on BBQ'd Salmon and lemon flavored Perrier.
35 posted on
09/29/2005 8:38:59 AM PDT by
Black Tooth
(The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
To: Hi Heels
Dear President Bush: Please send my FEMA card. I'm running low on BBQ'd Salmon and lemon flavored Perrier.
Oh and send some Grey Poupan!
39 posted on
09/29/2005 8:41:59 AM PDT by
Black Tooth
(The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
To: Hi Heels
"I'm being ignored because I'm female.."
No, you are being ignored because you are a conservative female. See? if you were Maxine Waters you would have already had your house rebuilt and your entire family on the state payroll.
52 posted on
09/29/2005 8:56:36 AM PDT by
EQAndyBuzz
(Liberal Talking Point - Bush = Hitler ... Republican Talking Point - Let the Liberals Talk)
To: Hi Heels; Conspiracy Guy
I hurt my knee tracking Hurricane Katrina...chondromalacia patella...wonder if I ought to put in a FEMA claim! (Injury from sitting on my butt at a bad angle too many hours! Amazing!) Where's my rehab money! If Karl Rove hadn't cranked up the weather machine...;-)
54 posted on
09/29/2005 9:43:59 AM PDT by
Knitting A Conundrum
(Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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