So much hoopla attributed to rascally Repubbies!!
Decided to do a little investigatin' acting as Maggie Malone, Sometime Reporter for Miss Billie's FR's Finest Press On.
Little tricky getting approval from Karl Rover, but we Freepers have our ways (had to enlist the aid of Darksheare to accomplish this), and I actually was able to get a few words from President Bush!
"Mr. President, Sir, a Free Republic Pajamahadeen Member here, asking for any comment you'd like to make about these outrageous charges that you purposely aimed those two weapons of mass destruction to wipe out the poor New Oileans folks, and "covered up your crime" with a slight swipe at the right edge of Texas?"
"It also is claimed you singlehandedly saved most of your beloved Texas at the last minute by singing like Glenn Campbell the lyrics to Galveston..."
Galveston oh Galveston
I still hear your seawinds blowing
I still see her dark eyes glowing
she was 21 and I love Galveston
Galveston oh Galveston
I still hear your seawaves crashing
while I watch the cannon's flashing
I clean my gun and dream of Galveston
I still see her standing by the water
standing there looking out to sea
and is she waiting there for me
on the beach where we used to run
Galveston oh Galveston
I am so afraid of dying
before I dry the tears she's crying
before I watch your seabirds flying in the sun
at Galveston at Galveston.
"You thus are credited with saving Galveston and Houston and incalculable losses."
made a somewhat "overblown" report..:))"
but I strongly suspect the storms are something
of a reverse sexist thing!"
South Florida and we got through it
without a lot of whining and blaming of me."
"Do you think that possibly Katrina and Rita found
a section in the Liberals' Playbook and aimed themselves
at the Gulf section of the country
and crippled a lot of the oil locations
in order to bring me down and blame me?"
and draw your own conclusions.
"Have to walk Barney now, if you'll please excuse me."
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Think I gathered at least fifty cent's worth JH,
dutchess and Miss Billie!
