Agreed. Honoree would have the press corps messing in their pants.
BTTT
Gen H: "Good morning people. Get your seats and quit that jabbering in the back. This will be "presscon 1" you WILL be quick with questions, you WILL wait for the answer and NOT interrupt, and Helen Thomas WILL be escorted to be back of the room and covered by a sheet. Next...all "stuck on stupid" questions WILL earn you a 2 day suspension of your WH press pass. Do you understand people"?
Press: mumbling and crosstalk.
Gen H: "I CAN'T HEAR YOU"!!!