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Most awful movies (in celebration of Hollywood's fourth declining revenue year in a row)
9/28/05 | ltn72

Posted on 09/28/2005 9:11:34 AM PDT by pabianice

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To: I still care
Movies misrepresented by their trailers: The village.

I, and several others, didn't go see it because we thought it was a horror flick.

Same reason I never saw it. Maybe I'll check it out.

Mark

601 posted on 09/28/2005 7:25:17 PM PDT by MarkL (I didn't get to where I am today by worrying about what I'd feel like tomorrow!)
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I going to go out on a limb here, because I know that a lot of people think it is one of the greatest comedy classics of all time, but I really hated Monty Python's Life of Brian.

It was sacreligious, vulgar, and obscene.

Now, I love Mel Brooks and I love "South Park" which are also sacreligious, vulgar and obscene, why did I hate "Life of Brian"?

thinks hard....

Ummm...Brits can't do Jewish humor?

602 posted on 09/28/2005 7:29:58 PM PDT by Alouette (Militant Neocon Pundit)
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To: ianmb

"I Heart Huckabees" reminded me of "Zardoz", a movie where the director is basically laughing at the audience because they're too stupid not to take any of it seriously. I think in bothe movies the directors kept saying "Let's put this in... they'll never swallow this one" and yet most movie goers did.

Or something like that.


603 posted on 09/28/2005 7:32:45 PM PDT by JusPasenThru (http://giinthesky.blogspot.com)
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To: kevkrom
None -- I can't recall ever walking out of a theater; if the movie is that bad, I stay to mock it.

I've only left one movie, and it was the original "Alien." It wasn't because it was bad... I just couldn't take the tension. I was watching the movie late at night, and the theater was a real "Big Screen," and there couldn't have been more than about 10 people in the theater. When the cat jumps out of the locker, and Harry Dean Stanton's character buys it, well, that was all she wrote! I had had enough!

That movie's not all that hard to watch on TV, but on a really big screen, in the dark, it was the scariest and most tension filled movie I had ever seen.

Mark

604 posted on 09/28/2005 7:33:58 PM PDT by MarkL (I didn't get to where I am today by worrying about what I'd feel like tomorrow!)
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To: Conservomax

Bruce Campbell for president of the Academy of Arts and Sciences!

Mark


605 posted on 09/28/2005 7:36:07 PM PDT by MarkL (I didn't get to where I am today by worrying about what I'd feel like tomorrow!)
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To: Panzerlied
This vies with "Plan Nine for Earth" as the all time worst Sci Fi movie.

That would be "Plan 9 from Outer Space." You can see that movie being made in the Tim Burton movie, "Ed Wood!"

That's a wonderful movie.

Mark

606 posted on 09/28/2005 7:38:26 PM PDT by MarkL (I didn't get to where I am today by worrying about what I'd feel like tomorrow!)
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To: Finny
"Contact" with Jodie Foster IMO is one of the worst movies ever, ever, ever. It is in the running for World's Worst Movie with "Deep Impact."

"Summersby" with Jodie Foster and Richard Gere fits this category as well. One of the best lines about that movie I ever heard was, "That's the most uncomfortable kiss since Jodie Foster and Richard Gere in Summersby!"

Mark

607 posted on 09/28/2005 7:46:00 PM PDT by MarkL (I didn't get to where I am today by worrying about what I'd feel like tomorrow!)
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To: Finny
"Contact" with Jodie Foster IMO is one of the worst movies ever, ever, ever. It is in the running for World's Worst Movie with "Deep Impact."

"Summersby" with Jodie Foster and Richard Gere fits this category as well. One of the best lines about that movie I ever heard was, "That's the most uncomfortable kiss since Jodie Foster and Richard Gere in Summersby!"

Mark

608 posted on 09/28/2005 7:47:45 PM PDT by MarkL (I didn't get to where I am today by worrying about what I'd feel like tomorrow!)
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To: rlmorel

"To End All Wars"

Thanks for the recommendation.


609 posted on 09/28/2005 7:53:01 PM PDT by RobbyS ( CHIRHO)
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To: Vision
No way, it was lame the first time i saw it, probably because I was waiting for the actual plot to start, and somehow i wound up going to see it again...I was laughing out loud literally.
610 posted on 09/28/2005 7:54:46 PM PDT by Teknique (So if the solution has never been to look in yourself, how is it you expect to find it anywhere else)
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To: Conservomax

Good, Bad, I'm the one with the gun!

Mark


611 posted on 09/28/2005 7:55:37 PM PDT by MarkL (I didn't get to where I am today by worrying about what I'd feel like tomorrow!)
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To: pabianice

"XXX State of the Union" feat. Ice Cube = SUX.


612 posted on 09/28/2005 7:56:40 PM PDT by Trajan88 (www.bullittclub.com)
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To: pabianice

"Reds"

Three hours glamorizing communism, starring Warren Betty. Pick a class, any class.


613 posted on 09/28/2005 8:09:08 PM PDT by Nachoman
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To: Conservomax

I have to disagree with you, "The Man with the Screaming Brain" is better on technically points and Bruce Campbell not only starred in it, he wrote and directed it on a shoe string budget no less. ;D


614 posted on 09/28/2005 8:14:23 PM PDT by Paul C. Jesup
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To: pabianice

Class three: Kingdom of Heaven... The PC crap of a movie about the crusades


615 posted on 09/28/2005 8:17:36 PM PDT by PaulZe
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To: pabianice

The single worst blockbuster ever made was Top Gun. That movie not only sucked to high heaven, it was preposterously unbelievable.


616 posted on 09/28/2005 8:20:15 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all.)
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To: Alouette
Since you are being really polite about your objections to Life of Brian it's pretty hard to hurl flames at you. I won't do that.

What I will do is point out that only twice in the movie is Jesus portrayed:

The first being when the 3 wise men realize they have given their gifts to the wrong child in the wrong manger (Brian) and run to the manger next door where obviously something of a very miraculous nature is taking place.

The second is where you see Jesus in the distance giving the Sermon on the Mount and the people on the very fringe can't hear him.

"Oh, the meek! He said blessed are the meek! That's nice that they're gettin' something. They have a hell of a time."

I do remember reading an interview with one of the Python's (I think it was Michael Palin) where he basically said that they were very sensitive about the having any laughs at The Lord's expense.

617 posted on 09/28/2005 8:26:31 PM PDT by Artemis Webb
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To: Texas Eagle
The cinematography was amazing.

The story line line was as dumb as dirt.
618 posted on 09/28/2005 8:28:06 PM PDT by Artemis Webb
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To: Future Snake Eater
Nope--he was in "Aliens"--one of the best movies ever made. Even he was good in it.

Bill Paxton, "We're on the express elevator to Hell, going down." (BEST SCI-FI MOVIE QUOTE EVER)

619 posted on 09/28/2005 8:42:32 PM PDT by Paul C. Jesup
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To: manwiththehands

When Day After Tomorrow came out in the theaters, you will remember there were all the cries of "psuedo-science" and it not being realistic. I figured that the movie for the most part probably wouldn't even try to give a scientific explanation to what was happening, or dealt with it in abstract terms.

I have taken one class in Oceanography as a requirement and from that i could say the movie's rationality was so utterly absurd i couldn't help but laugh the whole way through it. Its one thing if leading experts can debunk the science of the movie, but anyone with the most limited scientific knowledge of weather could see they were pulling it straight outta their a@@! (Arctic water downwells, and even if it didn't how would COLD water create a Hurricane?[That Freezes everything in its path???]) They should have just cut out all the scenes of the scientific explanations on the editor's cut and make it like nobody knew what was going on.

Then of course there was the archetypical Republican politician, played by none other than Dick Cheney himself! As Ann Coulter says, Hollywood has a cast of actors that soley play roles of evil high school football coaches and Republican politicians.

Sorry, your post gave me a flash back to the absurdity of it all.


620 posted on 09/28/2005 9:00:37 PM PDT by chudogg (www.chudogg.blogspot.com)
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