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Posted on 09/28/2005 9:11:34 AM PDT by pabianice
Class 2:
The Blair Witch Project (forced myself to finish watching it; a hyped, unscary, unsuspenseful nothing of a film. I was rooting for the witch to take down the obnoxious cast of three.)
Vanilla Sky (it had its moments, but I forced myself to watch it to the end)
Class 3:
Natural Born Killers (couldn't finish it)
A Night at the Roxbury (currently showing on TBS) - too stupid; can't make it all the way through
Pulp Fiction (couldn't finish it)
Tucker (couldn't finish it)
I swear I'm going to just go hang out on base! Just kidding. But you are right on.
I always remind myself when there's a Steven Segall movie on that "Maybe he's not the best actor - but the guy can kick some serious ass".
'Under Siege - Dark Territory' was pretty good.
I liked the concept of a massive shoot-out and butt-kicking taking place on a moving train.
omg...I forgot Independence Day...talk about dumb !
Pulp Fiction is an amazing piece of work, original while being a rip off of several films, but the disjointed time line, the long uninterupted shots, the pure unconvention of it, a brilliant film.
I'm watching a documentary about Orson Welles and his unfinished projects, its fascinating, so many great bits, but he never was able to finish anything.
Still, the opening shot of "Touch of Evil" is one of the most classic scenes ever.
omg...I forgot Independence Day...talk about dumb !
Class 1. A bad movie you sit through because of peer pressure :
Big Lebowski...it's must be a generational thing. Like Hollywood Knights
Class 2. A really bad movie you force yourself to watch because, darn it, you paid for it!
My Beautiful Launderette...I kept hoping it would finally get as good as the reviews.
Class 3. Horrifyingly bad movies you simply leave, dragging yourself up the aisle with your arms because your legs have gone numb from shock
Little Shop of Horrors......nuff said
Does it have that chick from "Amelie" in it?
No,
I think he's gorgeous! And he comes off as extremely sensual.
Which often doesn't work with the manly men. Yeah, they may kill the mastodon, but they will try to use the same heavy hand later. There are few guys who can pull off both the macho and the toe curler.
That's the one--a movie so awful it should only be shown at drive-in movie theaters in the daytime. :)
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I love Joe Dirt. I see it as the trailerpark version of Forrest Gump.
"None of this makes any sense!" THAT'S MY NAME! NUNAMAKER!
"Efbodino, hom...akid" "You like to see homos naked? Whatever makes you happy."
It is one of my keepers on TiVo.
I agree! Mars Attacks is a scream! It's one of my favorites.
Class 1. Titanic
Class 2. JFK
Class 3. Ishtar
Didn't quite make the suckkage list:
Napolean Dynamite (although I've seen it again on cable, and it just cracks me up more and more each time I see it. Go figure)
SATISFACTION with Liam Neeson and Justine Bateman (and Julia Roberts)... never saw it at the theatre... it was on tv the other night... could not watch more than 35 minutes of it... can't believe Liam Neeson was actually in this movie...
It's even worse than I imagined...
I though Vanilla Sky was brilliant.
My wife hated it. Too much hanky panky.
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