[mom.mom]

Hey Dan, bet you could use a bridge. Tell you what I'll do...

[ALWAYSWELDING]

Dan is living a newsman's nightmare. He is like the ball player who made a stupid mistake in the last inning of the last game of the world series. You live with it forever. Dan's predicament is even worse. The ball player didn't try to ruin his legacy, Dan premeditated his demise.

As for me? I love it. These libs get away with worse than this, it's high time one pay for his lies.

Dan will not be remembered for all his other stories. He will be marked by this one. He has realized it now, and doesn't know what he'll do.

See a shrink Dan. Get some help. Let go buddy, let go.