Actually the God this nation was founded under is a Deist God, not the Christian God, and as such he is considered to be a god of noninterference who has no need or desire to be worshiped or adored by us. Nor does he insist that we blindly follow the demands of others who allegedly speak for him.
But more to the point of your witty post, none of those situations you mention are not trying to wedge their way into science through deceit. They are at least honest about what they say.
Boy, that was an ugly sentence. It should have read: '...none of those situations you mention are trying to wedge their way into science by deceit....'