Have you heard that Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are getting a divorce?
Yes, it's very sad, but Mickey went to see a divorce lawyer and explained what was
going on and why he wanted a divorce. The attorney was shocked and told Mickey
that he would have to do some checking and for Mickey to come back in a week.
The following week Mickey showed up and the attorney told him, "I've been
investigating your allegations and I don't think that you can prove that
Minnie is crazy."
"Crazy?" Mickey asked. "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was f--king Goofy!"
The Cap'n is responsible for my favorite commercial EVER.
"Do you think it isn't a bonfire unless you can see it from space? Do you know how to treat a lady, and her cousin, and her best friend, and someone she kinda knows from the gym? Do you think aerobics is a sport . . . a spectator sport?"